Doosh
- A deliberate misspelling of "douche" intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term "douche."
- When a person is such a douche that spelling the word traditionally does not begin to describe how much of a douche they are.
- A douche, but spelled as if it were a nerf product.
My brother Fred has been gone on a mission for a while now. He doesn't get to call home often, so when he does we all spend several hours talking to him.
He called home recently, and after he had spoken to everyone, he asked for Peter, our younger brother. Peter was in the shower, so he said bye. Fred got one more chance to call a few hours later, and he asked to talk to Peter again. Fred really wanted a chance to say hi.
Peter said he was to busy.
This seriously almost made me cry.
So congratulations, younger brother of mine, Peter. You have won the Most Giant and Incredible Doosh of the Year Award.
I hope it was worth it.
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